Awsome yes it works great!

Now, when I insert the object and leave the deafault brick pattern alone, and set it to virtical, it doesn't work right... especially when adjusting offset. Shouldn't it just appear to get closer or further away? How would I get it to behave this way?

No, parallaxer doesn't do that
It isn't Mode7 you know

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallax

Ahh, OK.

Well it's still great, thanks!